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| Two
men are escaping from a Mental Hospital late one moonless night. They
get to the roof of the hospital and all they have to do is jump a
pretty good distance across to the next building and they are home
free. The first man, a psychotic and afraid of nothing, is willing jump. The second man, however, is afraid of the dark, and is seriously considering returning to the hospital to deal with the issue. The first man volunteers to jump across with the flashlight they have brought with them, and then shine the light back across to the second man. "You can walk across on the beam of light and we will be away." "You must be crazy," replies the second man, "you'll turn the flashlight off when I'm halfway across, and I'll fall!" |
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